What damn it now my built-in mic isn’t even working.
Balls, dicks.
That sample I recorded was really low-quality, but the pedal I would’ve used instead is too noisy. (Too noisy!) I should build an Orange Peel or something.
Oh it turns out all I needed to do was turn off noise suppression, that makes sense ‘cause I’m mostly generating noise.

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I think that might be a little bit of an oversimplification of economics.
(Source: pushthemovement)
There is no way vegan comedians are funny.
They can be if their jokes aren’t about them being vegan! But that doesn’t really happen.
“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
(Source: 30rockasaurus)
X-Ray Spex - I Can’t Do Anything
I can’t love
I can’t hate
I can’t even hesitate
(Source: alextherake)
indifferent-cats-in-amateur-porn:
Two more pictures and a trailer including a kitty beneath this click-through image.
(Source: girlsoutwest.com)
So apparently the song during the credits of ‘Night of the Cactus’ is performed by Jimmy…
Uhh…
Lost and House M.D. Crossover
AU. It was probably the stupidest thing he’d ever done, but even after the plane crash Jack has to deal with the aftermath of the friendship he destroyed. A songfic set to Hinder’s “By The Way.” Features Allison Cameron.
Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-09 - Jack & A. Cameron - Complete