Andy Explains Obvious Jokes
bradofarrell:

ripkamsud:

romeisburning:

” JUST MAKING IT CLEAR TO EVERYBODY ON HERE, VIEWING THESE PHOTOS, I AM A SINGLE STRAIGHT MALE, JUST BEING SPONTANEOUS. I REPEAT, I AM NOT GAY, I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE, NOR DO I KNOCK GAY MALES, I LOVE WOMEN N I KNOW WOMEN VIEW THIS BLOG AS WELL. I ADD EVERYBODY.   FACEBOOK.COM/112304.YGT TWITTER.COM/_MoeGotSole

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kf;l;,fvdvdvsa

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.

bradofarrell:

ripkamsud:

romeisburning:

” JUST MAKING IT CLEAR TO EVERYBODY ON HERE, VIEWING THESE PHOTOS, I AM A SINGLE STRAIGHT MALE, JUST BEING SPONTANEOUS. I REPEAT, I AM NOT GAY, I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE, NOR DO I KNOCK GAY MALES, I LOVE WOMEN N I KNOW WOMEN VIEW THIS BLOG AS WELL. I ADD EVERYBODY. FACEBOOK.COM/112304.YGT TWITTER.COM/_MoeGotSole

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kf;l;,fvdvdvsa

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.

bradofarrell:

best game

Only game.

bradofarrell:

best game

Only game.

endlesslydevised replied to your photo: I don’t know why Facebook thinks I actively want…

Most of my Facebook ads are PSAs telling me to stop doing meth. Every now and then there’ll be an ad for a NIN cover band.

Dogg you probably should stop doing meth though. Yeah yeah yeah “I’ll stop doing it when you stop cooking it,” whatever.

I don’t know why Facebook thinks I actively want to date Wiccans, (or that Wiccans want to date me at all.)

I don’t know why Facebook thinks I actively want to date Wiccans, (or that Wiccans want to date me at all.)

近藤浩治 - Dire, Dire Docks
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nintendocompositions:

Super Mario 64 | Dire, Dire Docks

 - Now I Understand
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kindlesong:

I Don’t Understand by The Flaming Lips
The Flaming Lips 2012

is this a joke 

I don’t know but it is certainly hilarious.

bingonightatthestripclub replied to your post: Starting a riot grrrl/bluegrass band with two…

This is only allowed if you pick good bluegrass songs.

Oh don’t worry. We’re gonna be THE BEST band. Gonna pick so fast. BEST band.

trickstermoderansama:

Canada Is About To Pass Sopa’s Evil Little Brother. Politely.

bonedust:

livelaughawesome:

“I’m a Canadian.

We’re a quiet bunch; prone to enjoying hockey, drinking stronger beer than our friends south of the border, and lovers of fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.

We also, apparently, have an inferiority complex when it comes to being evil dirt bags, because we’ve decided to pass our very own version of SOPA up here.

Only better*

Meet Bill-C11. Formerly Bill C-32. (I think they thought if they made the number lower people would care less about it?)

{…}

But, as innocuous as it sounds, C-11 does a whole lot that SOPA did with a few extra twists you might not find in the Wikipedia write-up.

Like your PVR? You can’t keep it under C-11.

Like ripping CDs to your iPod? Say bye-bye.

Hey, do you want to be able to unlock your $500 smartphone and take it to a provider less dedicated to violating your wallet? That won’t be allowed either.

Did you get accused of internet piracy but no evidence has been presented and a trial date hasn’t even been set? Under C-11 your ISP will now be forced to terminate your internet access.

And people say that governments can’t be bought.

{…}

There are only 14 days left people. Get active.”

Send a letter to your Member of Parliament now. The letters are prewritten, you just need to click send.

http://www.ccer.ca/letter-wizard-enter/

Come on non-Canadian people, please signal boost this for your Canadian friends.

help us polite canucks please :)

Seems pretty important.

It’s a pipe that’s made of candy. This is an actual product that you can actually buy. What is capitalism.

It’s a pipe that’s made of candy. This is an actual product that you can actually buy. What is capitalism.

kindlesong:

I GIVE UP

kindlesong:

I GIVE UP

Anonymous asked: only cowards run away to Canada.

fyeahprotomen:

I’m a coward to you, huh?

Actually, I’m a 135 lb. pacifist art student with hair down to my shoulders who has not gotten into a physical confrontation with anyone since I was 12 years old… I’m not cut out for any war this country gets itself into. I was forced to sign up for the draft if I wanted to go to college, and 1 year later I’m still not okay with that.

Sorry to disappoint you anon, but if it ever comes down to another major war that requires a draft, I’ll be a John Lennon for you. Not a John Wayne.

- Revanchist

There are no heroes.
Mankind is doomed.

whattbbttaughtme:

Couldn’t resist sharing this! It made me think of TBBT ;)

It is if he’s been swallowing a lot of helium but I can’t imagine why a king would be in a helium mine.

whattbbttaughtme:

Couldn’t resist sharing this! It made me think of TBBT ;)

It is if he’s been swallowing a lot of helium but I can’t imagine why a king would be in a helium mine.

trainer-mina:

だんち@つい

Shift each trainer one space to the right.

trainer-mina:

だんち@つい

Shift each trainer one space to the right.

yokothetypo:

shaquilleoneil:

skeeturz:

darkheromind:

b1gb00tyya01s:

liberathelight:

coloredpastels:

bribitchingalonewithvriska:

greenpearr:

natleimas:

grimlocksmashtumblr:

fastesttoasteralive:

flowersinfire:

emptydollhouse:

thebrloidswitch:

(( … A pillow. ))

….a …door? …my my

x-box controller…

((my big brother…e _e 

Faux Arrows? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

A stuffed panda…?

OH-
My.. Deaf, pregnant cat……….. 8I

my….. backpack………….

my…deodorant…? 

a… can of gasoline???

A wall…………..
A Hitachi Magic Wand…
Fuck yes

A bottle of ketchup
simulating the “i popped your ass cherry” scenario

i dont… think my tv will fit??

my second monitor
;3;

A very soft, wonderful blanket.
I’m okay with that but I kind of wish it was just us UNDER the blanket you know? It’s like. It’s a really good blanket.

yokothetypo:

shaquilleoneil:

skeeturz:

darkheromind:

b1gb00tyya01s:

liberathelight:

coloredpastels:

bribitchingalonewithvriska:

greenpearr:

natleimas:

grimlocksmashtumblr:

fastesttoasteralive:

flowersinfire:

emptydollhouse:

thebrloidswitch:

(( … A pillow. ))

….a …door? …my my

x-box controller…

((my big brother…


e _e 

Faux Arrows? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

A stuffed panda…?

OH-

My.. Deaf, pregnant cat……….. 8I

my….. backpack………….

my…deodorant…? 

a… can of gasoline???

A wall…………..

A Hitachi Magic Wand…

Fuck yes

A bottle of ketchup

simulating the “i popped your ass cherry” scenario

i dont… think my tv will fit??

my second monitor

;3;

A very soft, wonderful blanket.

I’m okay with that but I kind of wish it was just us UNDER the blanket you know? It’s like. It’s a really good blanket.

(Source: sexypantsunited)

masterandservant:

BRYAN BLACK: NEW DEPECHE MODE LP IN EARLY 2013!

Yup, every four years since 1993.

masterandservant:

BRYAN BLACK: NEW DEPECHE MODE LP IN EARLY 2013!

Yup, every four years since 1993.