February 2012
Hey guess what, my computer’s broken. Shit kind of mad blows.
Yup, pretty sure this is gonna be my next ring...
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bingonightatthestripclub replied to your post: Someone though.
If I had a reliable job I’d say yes for kicks and giggles. Good luck, though? Have you tried anywhere crazy like craigslist yet?
Not yet. I’m apprehensive about committing to something like CL ads until my job interviews are all over and I’m hired. Hopefully it’ll be figured out by next Friday? If I can’t get a...
Someone though.
Someone should probably move to Baltimore with me.
Come on kids.
It’ll be good for you. You’ll learn what streets to avoid. It’ll be just like on The Wire! You’ll run into Animal Collective. Not a possibility, an eventuality. Come live with me. Please. I can’t afford rent on my own.
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A thing I just said on Facebook chat:
oh my god I'm worried I like britney spears too much
I mean I'm not convinced one CAN like britney spears too much
every song on femme fatale is about a different kind of sex
like I almost want to call it a concept album
it's brilliant
vondell-swain:
lowtax replied to your post: how does a cat end up on a soccer field
this one time my family owned a cat and one day my mom dropped it off in the middle fo a field like an hour drive away because the cat sucked and then the next morning it was on my bed staring at my mom. cats are made out of satan magic.
when cats want to do something, they can do it
they just usually don’t...
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“Said you’re gonna be here in a minute
Sitting in the mirror, getting...”
– the best song about breakup sex released in 2011
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bingonightatthestripclub asked: C, K, S, 2, 3
Because Valentine's Day is coming up soon, ask! →
imyourdarkestdream:
A: Who do you like and Why? B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love? C: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in, and why did it end? D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how? E: Pretend I’m you ex, what do you want to say to me? F: Have you ever been cheated on? G: Have you ever cheated? H: Would you date someone...
It’s too hard.
I don’t get it.
I don’t understand any of it.
yokothetypo:
depechemoses:
yokothetypo:
scruffy-vas-tardis:
Water bender, Earth bender, Fire bender, or Air bender?
What would you be?
Earth
Heart!
you can’t fight firebenders with heart!
get outta here
But you can’t form Captain Planet without it!!!
yokothetypo:
scruffy-vas-tardis:
Water bender, Earth bender, Fire bender, or Air bender?
What would you be?
Earth
Heart!
vondell-swain:
aidanstillhere:
vondell-swain:
depechemoses replied to your post: dear people who wish they had brown eyes and don’t…
I think all eyes are interesting. They’re like jewels on your face! Brown eyes are like diamonds, they’re on the majority of wedding rings but that doesn’t mean they can’t be pretty.
diamonds are also really boring
VONDELL AND I ARE FIGHTING
who even...
jk anime doesn't suck
bradofarrell:
drawing in an anime style is a crutch and if you do that you’re developing a skill that is completely useless for anything other than drawing bad fan art don’t draw that way
Kind of agree unless you’re doing something new and exciting with it.
(Protip: you’re not.)
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Hey guys, is anyone trying to get an apartment in Baltimore, do you need a roommate, because I need a roommate and to get an apartment in Baltimore.
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I am moving 30 gigabytes of music onto my external hard drive.
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so my roommate and i have a radio show at 11.... →
It says you need a username and password but it turns out administrator/administrator is completely valid. I don’t think that’s a security issue but that might be a security issue.
PS Meysell they’re playing Barbara Ann.
I hope if I drown someone manages to take a video of me lifeless in the water and post it to tumblr with the caption “what is air?”
kindlesong:
The only good Super Bowl ad was in 1984 you’re all wrong sports suck
God will someone please just talk to me about anal sex.
Hey if someone could like give me pegging stories or perhaps advice on being a bottom or perhaps information regarding how to make it feel good for your partner connected by a strap-on that would be appreciated.
I’m 100% serious.
You don’t often hear me talk about sex and sexuality because I don’t like sex but this is something that greatly appeals to me.