March 2012
moonlapsed:
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum asks a girl out over Facebook Chat but she thinks they just want to hang out as friends but he thinks it’s a date so he buys flowers and puts on his nicest sweater vest and he shows up at her house and her dad opens the door and her dad shouts into the house “Are you going on a date today?” and she doesn’t know Rick is at the door so she’s...
fionafix-it:
I hope Rick Santorum gets a really cute pair of tights and gets a massive run in them the first night he wears them out.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, EVER buy a Subaru.
Their commercials are just far too masturbatory for me to ever have any desire to associate myself with them.
fionafix-it:
I hope Rick Santorum swallows a bunch of pool water by accident and when he surfaces for air there are like dozen toddlers and a bunch of dead bees floating around him
fionafix-it:
I hope Rick Santorum looks over his shoulder because he thought somebody said his name and his god turns him into a pillar of salt
I want to see a Pokemon starter trio that starts Fighting, Psychic, Dark and then becomes Fighting/Grass, Psychic/Rock, Dark/Flying. Grass, Poison, Ground is a good one too though? I have to think about that some more.
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Fictional Band February Master List!
leonsumbitches:
marydanandthemodalnodes:
In case you guys missed some days and mostly because I just want to show it off one last time!
Day 1: the Monkees (the Monkees)
Day 2: Solid Bold (Regular Show)
Day 3: Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes (Star Wars)
Day 4: Stüdz (Degrassi: The Next Generation)
Day 5: Willie Scott (Indiana Jones)
Day 6: the Banana Splits (the Banana Splits Adventure...
February 2012
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“Ctrl+Al+Del is not a good comic. If you take away the pictures, it is not a good...”
– The Bad Webcomics Wiki (via joshishollywood)
Ugh, part of my toe under my nail is necrotic.
culture-slut:
i wish i had no feelings i wish i was a tree trunk
I miss my friends in Florida.
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Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
I should get a chorus pedal.
They sound so cool.
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When I was sixteen I liked this girl and so I went up to her at a swim meet (she swam, I managed) and I was like “hey, you pretty much know I like you right?” and she was like “…no?” and I was like “oh, well I do, I think we should date,” and she was like “…no.”
It was an interesting time in my life to be sure!
cashcrab:
I got this “You are now running on reserve battery power” pop-up window where my heart used to be
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kesali replied to your photo: Guys it’s just… so hot.
don’t objectify.
:( I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen again.
I found out today that Kathy Isabel’s middle name isn’t actually Isabel and I became so disillusioned.
yokothetypo:
depechemoses:
yokothetypo:
kheradactyl:
Katie has been using our Netflix account to watch Greek and it’s really putting a strain on our relationship
you mean
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fuck there’s no greek symbols on my keyboard.
i went through like all of them
What you can do is write &[greek symbol name];
ω Ω etc.
that looks like a...
yokothetypo:
kheradactyl:
Katie has been using our Netflix account to watch Greek and it’s really putting a strain on our relationship
you mean
þœ´¨ʼø“…˚-˝˚˝ˍ˝©ˍ˝ð©ß©¯ƒ¸ˀ¸ˇ.˘˜˛˜˘˜˛≤˜˛≤≥˜≤≥摪•¶ˆ§¢£™
fuck there’s no greek symbols on my keyboard.
i went through like all of them
What you can do is write &[greek symbol name];
ω Ω etc.
I found out you can use passionflower as a substitute for syrian rue in ayahuasca and it’s much more pleasant tasting but you have to use about 80 times as much material.
That’s okay, it’s like $1/oz, and I only need what, 10-15oz? Plus I used to work at the market I’m buying it from so they’ll give me a discount.
Anyway! I’m not taking it (because I’m...
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depechemoses:
Abba - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A...
This is a scam mail I got today. He’s claiming to be the president of Nigeria. I really don’t think he’d be using a Gmail account though? I kind of want to call this dude up and ask him complicated government-related questions, so if anyone has any interview-type questions for the actual Goodluck Jonathan send ‘em here.
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA From:”The...
Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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cashcrab:
Burn a CD-R that contains nothing but skit tracks from different hip-hop albums and slip it under a stranger’s front door.