Andy Explains Obvious Jokes
aericalauren: yep. i mean, but really, do christians even READ the bible anymore? or do they do that thing where they read only what they can isolate and contextually/purposefully misinterpret as being against things they personally hate and against which they need a real argument? of course this isn’t all christians. i know some beautiful people of the god-loving variety. but they need to set their people straight, here. pun fucking INTENDED. lawl. irony. Lol@bible, being Christian is basically like accepting the terms of agreement when you install software. I’ve only ever known one person who actually reads those, for what it’s worth.

aericalauren:

yep.

i mean, but really, do christians even READ the bible anymore? or do they do that thing where they read only what they can isolate and contextually/purposefully misinterpret as being against things they personally hate and against which they need a real argument?

of course this isn’t all christians. i know some beautiful people of the god-loving variety. but they need to set their people straight, here. pun fucking INTENDED. lawl. irony.

Lol@bible, being Christian is basically like accepting the terms of agreement when you install software. I’ve only ever known one person who actually reads those, for what it’s worth.

(Source: drinkthe-koolaid)

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