Andy Explains Obvious Jokes
Anonymous asked: only cowards run away to Canada.

fyeahprotomen:

I’m a coward to you, huh?

Actually, I’m a 135 lb. pacifist art student with hair down to my shoulders who has not gotten into a physical confrontation with anyone since I was 12 years old… I’m not cut out for any war this country gets itself into. I was forced to sign up for the draft if I wanted to go to college, and 1 year later I’m still not okay with that.

Sorry to disappoint you anon, but if it ever comes down to another major war that requires a draft, I’ll be a John Lennon for you. Not a John Wayne.

- Revanchist

There are no heroes.
Mankind is doomed.